ugh what a day

Well I seem to have had a rotten day everything I have touched
seems to go wrong, Mind you darling Son is no help ,been off school
with eye infection and he just seems to be really just pushing it a bit to much with me. He has broken a pyrex dish today[how do you manage that] sprayed his dads shaving foam all over my bathroom mirrors doors warts an all,put washing up liquid in dogs dinner,emptied my shredding machine bin all over the floor[why did a buy a cross cut one argh!!]
Well between him and working on something in HTML I really dont know,if to chill or kill!!!!!!!! scap some or think some!!!!!!!!!
I NEED coffee so bad right now starbucks and so strong!!!!!!!!!!!